Chistes

 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were bright!


El profesor le pregunta a un alumno...

-Dime una palabra que empiece por "D"
- Ayer
- Ayer no empieza por "D".
-¿Cómo que no? Ayer era domingo.


Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

She couldn't control her pupils!


What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!


- ¡Carlota! ¿Otra vez comiendo chicle? ¡A la papelera!
A lo que Carlota pregunta...
- ¿El chicle también?

What's the king of the classroom?
The ruler!

Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, you should use a pen!

La profesora pregunta:
- A ver Jon, ¿cómo te imaginas la escuela ideal?
- ¡Cerrada, profe!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!



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