Chistes

 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were bright!

El profesor le pregunta a un alumno...

-Dime una palabra que empiece por "D"

- Ayer

- Ayer no empieza por "D".

-¿Cómo que no? Ayer era domingo.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

She couldn't control her pupils!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

- ¡Carlota! ¿Otra vez comiendo chicle? ¡A la papelera!

A lo que Carlota pregunta...

- ¿El chicle también?

What's the king of the classroom?
The ruler!

Which hand is it better to write with?

Neither, you should use a pen!

La profesora pregunta:

- A ver Jon, ¿cómo te imaginas la escuela ideal?

- ¡Cerrada, profe!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!